Tuesday, February 1, 2011

AAAAARGH!!!!

Back in the late 18th & 19th centuries, a legendary pirate, a "buccaneer" named Jose Gaspar & his crew invaded the shores of West Florida.

How does a community remember men who terrorized your citizens, stole your gold & took your women against their will? 

You throw an annual festival & parade in their honor, of course.  
 And you call it Gasparilla, of course. 

 And you name your football team after them.  Duh?! 
B-U-C-C-A-N-E-E-R-S!  Go Bucs!

Gaparilla is HUGE in Tampa!  Many of the the prominent businessmen & women in the Tampa Bay area belong to clubs or "Krewes" who plan this event every year.  They raise millions of dollars for charities.  

Oh!  Did I mention they dress like pirates and wenches while they do it?  And there is plenty of beer & Captain Morgan to go around.

It's Tampa's answer to Mardi Gras.

Many Tampa residents (especially the wealthy ones) own at least one pirate outfit.  It's how we roll in Tampa Bay.

Michael & I have lived in the Tampa area for 31 & 30 years respectively and NEITHER OF US HAVE EVER BEEN TO GASPARILLA!!!

Until last weekend.

  All of you up North facing the Blizzard of the Century today may not want to read the next stanza.

It was a BEAUTIFUL DAY!  Gorgeous sunshine & temps in the mid-70s.

We parked Ybor City & planned to take the trolley to the parade.  But the trolleys were full so we hopped on a city bus with the group of pirates.


 Standing room only.


Ben's first (and he says last) ride on a city bus.


We arrived at the Convention Center a little later than we hoped & couldn't see the invasion very well.  If you look closely between the two palm trees closest to the camera you can see the pirate ship, Jose Gasparilla, belonging to the oldest Gasparilla Krewe, Ye Mystic Krewe of Gasparilla.  This beautiful ship was built in 1954 & is the only fully rigged pirate ship to be built in modern times.  She's a beauty & her cannons are LOUD!!!  And smoky!  

There was definitely a palpable excitement in the air!


And a pretty cute boy in the crowd.


Lots of pirates were roaming about.  Here are some of the new friends we made on the bus getting their picture taken with some of them.


As we walked toward the parade route,  we walked over a bridge & I was able to get a shot of some of the other boats that had gathered in the Bay for the occasion.


 Here are my boys walking toward the parade route like cattle.


I normally do anything & everything I can do to avoid a crowd.  But I have to admit I was sooooooo excited to be there.  


Of course there were a lot of healthy food choices.


Oh look!  There's that handsome kid again!


Walking along the parade route taking in the sights.


Some of the modestly clad parade goers.


 Bayshore Blvd. in Tampa is lined with beautiful, historic homes.  Many of which were all decked out for the occassion.

 Bayshore Blvd. also boasts of having the longest contiguous sidewalk in the USA, in case you were wondering.


Some people will do anything not to be recognized.


Pirates & port-a-potties.  A match made in heaven.


I have to tell you, this formal looking military type gathering looked a little out of place amongst the revelry going on around it.  I have no idea what it was all about.


We decided this would be a good place to stop & people watch before the parade got underway.


Here's an unsuspecting girl who is about to be VERY angry.


And a rowdy group of pirates.


Green guy's pirate friend.


Here's a guy who likes to hang out at the gym.  At the tattoo parlor.  Maybe there is a gym with a tattoo parlor in the lobby?!


I don't know what to say about these guys.


But they wanted to show me the cute little dog attached to his leg.

Why?


Beverage consumption is obviously this gal's priority.


And it was probably his too.


This pretty woman was attracting quite the crowd.


At last the parade started!  Our choice of seating was less than stellar.  But honestly Gasparilla isn't about the parade.  It's about the seeing & being seen.  And beer.


And beads.
Here are two very different young ladies both hoping for some beads.


Beads.  Beads.  Beads. '
Everyone wants some beads.

We had heard that women at Gasparilla get beads in much the same way women at Mardi Gras get beads, we didn't see any of that. 


Oh dear.  It appears that out lady friend has been left all by her lonesome while all her friends are off acquiring their beads.  




 We did notice that the drunkeness level of the crowd was increasing rather quickly.

So we decided to start our trek back before the parade was through.  Easier said than done.


Stay classy, Tampa.


On our way down Bayshore, we saw Megan's favorite pirate, Capt. Jack Sparrow, of course.


After what seemed like an eternity, we found ourselves in a quiet part of town.  This is only about 2 blocks off the parade route but it seemed so peaceful by comparison.


Judging by the fact that there were probably an estimated 250,000 people at the parade & we saw not one person walking as we made our way to the trolley stop... I'm thinking we took the looooooonnnnggg way.

But it was kind of cool to seemingly have the city to ourselves, while we knew there were so many people so close by.


We finally got to our trolley stop just in time. And once again it was standing room only.


Ya gotta love a parade!


Ahoy Matey!



Monday, January 31, 2011

Menu Plan Monday

Nothing better than starting off the week with my menus planned & my grocery shopping done!  Since I'm so dang organized (hahaha!), I thought I'd link up to I'm an Organizing Junkie's Menu Plan Monday.  If you want some great menu ideas, click here to see who else is playing along this week.


Monday
London Broil with Balsamic Sauce
PW's Crash Hot Potatoes
Asparagus

Tuesday
BBQ Chicken on the grill (gotta love winter in Florida!)
Stovetop
Salad

Wednesday
Ben has Drum Lessons & Youth Group...we will grab something in between

Thursday
PW's Quesadillas de Camerones
Mexican rice
Corn

Friday
BBQ Chicken Pizza
Salad

Saturday
Date Night!

Sunday
Super Bowl Cuban Sandwiches & other fixin's


Thursday, January 27, 2011

You Capture: Happy


I realize that if the current trend continues, I will have to rename this blog, "Bentley's Blog".  I can't help it, although Mr. B is many times a pain in the rear, he is undoubtedly very photogenic.

This week's You Capture topic is "Happy".   Now that I've (almost) forgiven Bentley for his little adventure on Saturday, I have to admit that in the midst of all the chaos, I really wished I had my camera with me, because let me tell you, that was one HAPPY dog!

But since I didn't have my camera with me on Saturday,  I'll share with you some of the other Happy Puppy shots I captured this week:


 Because of all of the wet weather we've had here in Florida this past week, we actually relaxed our usual "No Bentley Ball in the House" rule one morning.  


He seemed to know that if he "spazzed" with the ball as he normally does, the ball would go back outside.


I'm so happy he was able to relax & enjoy his ball time.


Just before another storm rolled in, my Bens were able to spend some time outside together.


I love to see these two together!


What a cute puppy!


and what an even cuter boy!

To see more You Capture photos click here.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

22 (or Bad Dog!)

Okay, remember yesterday when I was feeling sorry for this guy?


Today?  Notsomuch!

Now that our yard is a little drier, the pup & I got in some fun ball time this morning.  

As we do every morning. 

And noontime.  

And afternoon. 

 And evening.  

(this dog gets plenty of exercise & attention is what I'm getting at)

Later this morning, after Ben had left for the morning, some dumbass I left the front door open a few seconds too long & he went into escape mode. 

I don't know if you can tell from the pictures but Bentley is a BIG dog... and a fast dog.  His legs are long, his stride is quick & he has energy out the ying-yang.  I'm short, chubby & my legs are pretty short.

And I have no energy.

Thankfully Michael was home.

Off we both go!  

This is a GoogleMap of our street with our house marked with the A:


Here goes Bentley, stopping, of course to "mark" every few feet... 
just long enough for us to almost get to him.

If we run, he runs.  
If we call to him, he laughs.


Do you see where he ended up?!  In our neighbors backyard.  


Our neighbors who we've never met, btw.  Thankfully Mr. Neighborman was friendly & invited us to "Come on back" to to catch our canine friend.

With 3 of us chasing him, he began to really get going...


See those red xes?  Those would be the doors to Mr. Neighborman's pool enclosure.

Yep, you guessed it.


Perfect!  I stand at one door, Michael stands at the other.  He's trapped!


Notsomuch!

Bentley Thatpainintheassdog runs right THROUGH THEIR SCREEN
 ENCLOSURE and kept on going!!!!

AAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By this time Mr. Neighborman is obviously kind of sick of our Marley & Me Escapades & he proposes to open his OTHER gate.  So Michael stands just outside that gate ready to go... 

Unfortunately, Bentley Thatpainintheassdog snuck on by & continued his adventures.  As we continue our chase, Mr. Neighborman waves at us & smiles, "Good luck!" he says.

Jerk!


 After half an hour of calling, chasing, laughing & cursing, which at some 
points involved Michael trying to cut Thatpainintheassdog off in his truck, 
Thatpainintheassdog finally got tired. 

 He hung his head & surrendered to Michael of his own fruition.


I'm pretty sure it was the best morning of Thatpainintheassdog's life.

He will be dreaming of it for years to come.


I will start looking for a good obedience school on Monday.

 

Friday, January 21, 2011

21 (or Sad Dog)

We've had a lot of rain here the past couple of days & our yard is nothing but mud & puddles, so we've had to take Bentley on long walks for exercise instead of letting him play with his ball outside.

So he sits and stares.  For. hours.


Until he gives up.  And lies down.

With a great big "Woah is me" sigh.


Poor puppy!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

20 (or You Capture-Circles)


This week's You Capture theme was Circles.  I decided to photograph the "circle" I spend the most time with these days, Bentley's ball.


Bentley's gross, disgusting ball.


That we throw a billion times a day.


Here's the "ball graveyard" in the corner of our yard.


 Bentley won't touch these balls anymore.  I really need to throw them away.


He's "serially monogamous" with his balls.  


Right now this orange one is his favorite.

To see more of this week's You Capture Challenge photos click here.