After ANOTHER Trip to the Store for School Supplies

Dear Teachers of America,

Please do not wait until the 2nd day of classes to add additional school supplies to the list of supplies sent out mid-summer. Some of us hate do not do well with crowds & purchased the supplies on said list a month ago, and should be home enjoying the spoils of their planning, not fighting with idiots parents who wait until the last minute.

Dear Stores That Sell School Supplies That Means YOU P.ublix, W.algreens, C.VS & Target,

School just started yesterday, your Back to School display sections should still be being maintained and restocked.

Dear Makers of School Supplies,

Not every student needing school supplies is either a) a pre-teen, M.iley Cy.rus loving girl or b) a T.homas the T.ank Engine loving pre-school boy.


Dear Idiots Parents Who Wait Until the Last Minute to Buy School Supplies,

If you are looking for, let's just say, a BINDER, the polite thing to do would be to park your EMPTY cart at the end of the aisle, then quickly & efficiently check out your choices, pick one & get the heck out of the way. DO NOT park your empty cart right in front of the very small binder section of the office section & stand on the other side of it leisurely perusing your choices the 4 binders they have left, blocking not only the very small binder section but the whole aisle of traffic going both ways for 5 minutes.


Dear Self,

Grow some cajones & learn to stand up for yourself to said idiots parents.

That is all.