A test.

You know when you're watching TV & your favorite show gets interrupted by that loud beeping noise and a message from the Emergency Broadcasting System comes on & tells you that "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcasting System...blah blah blah"?! When I was growing up in Chicago they would repeatedly say "This is only a test. This is only a test."

My maiden name is Ownley. For years, I thought they were saying "Mrs. Ownley, a test. Mrs. Ownley, a test." I thought my mom needed to come take a test.

I guess I wasn't the sharpest crayon in the box, now was I?

That is all.